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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

How To Make Money.

A few days ago I read in a local newspaper that a man escaped away taking money from many persons in the name of doubling the amount in four months. I wonder they still need to execute such fraudulent deeds to earn… Money!!!How about making money within the dimensions of law without investing much, but applying some skills in your domain and that too in our own country. I know I shouldn’t be the one writing this but all I did is an analysis.
Basically I am a Computer Science Engineer turned management student. Now trust me these IT people are making the whole world fool by using an awesome technology called SOFTWARE. I assert to those suffering from programmophobia that programming is one of the easiest thing you would like to do, so just don’t try to avoid it. Because you will make fool of yourself by doing so. You should know that IT companies pay starting from 20k just for doing some rubbish or data entry works, because they charge much more only for that from their clients who have no idea about making software. Take the Economists, they have redundantly stated and applied the same theory in different chapters and named it as a new derivative. Oh…how can I forget these Finance people who have stolen my peace and gifted me some sleepless nights added with few nightmares? I don’t know why they need to do the same entries two three times in different awful methods. In my opinion they themselves make the problem big and then look for the solution. And now when I discussed these subjects, why to leave out Mathematics. A great mathematician once said “absolute mathematics is absolute mind”. I think I made my point.
Bollywood is producing around four hundred movies a year. So they must be making good money in this industry. All you have to do is to show a social issue and insert some colloquial slang. I think that’s the success story of “Peepli Live”. Yes this is the changing trend and now big film stars can be easily seen in advertisement industry or promos or in reality shows. I think Akshay Kumar should be the only exception seen equal number of times in both ads and movies per year (Correct me if I am wrong). If I suggest, moviemakers should sign cricketers for their movies and they will make enough money from the shows before the real review comes in the market. Remind you that these fans of celebrities are very sensitive about their likes and dislikes so if one day you come up with a pair of shoe and say I watched Katrina Kaif while wearing these they may even ask of it. So if you are smart then you can put it on an auction. These TV serials, I have never seen a happy moment in any family serial and they call it as “Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki”. Any way they are making good TRP rating so no comments. But I still wonder how the” Saas Bahu” serial could end?
Our country contributes about one sixth of the world population and the infra is not sufficient to fulfill the demand. Take for example Engg. Colleges vs Engg. aspirants. I won’t be surprised if after some years apartments are constructed for engineering colleges, each flat for one college. And that’s a good idea, good for aspirants as they have not to wander searching for colleges and good for companies as they’ll access a student hub in one place. Well management colleges are not far behind and soon they’ll also catch up the race as the new institutes name have a suffix “Technology and Management” instead of just “Technology”. I hope the population growth rate doesn’t let the new IITs and IIMs to be a threat to these institutes.
Now you must be expecting me to give comments on IPL. Yes I feel very sorry for Lalit Modi; I think he is a great initiator and a perfect executer. Even Tharoor will agree with me. The franchisees should be aware of these issues now as they can be next. I mean make money but don’t get addicted to it. Even the media people should be cautious as the public have now something called ”Metamedia” in the form of movies like “Peepli Live” and “Paa”.
Oh..Its time to stop rattling on and doing some money making activity. Now let me go as the new IT boom is about to arrive and I may get a chance to prepare market reports for that as now market reporting companies are also charging Rs 1,60,000 for a report. Or maybe I get a chance to supply some essential commodity for commonwealth games…ssshhhh don’t tell anybody that is also a very money promising area.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice one...sarcastic as your previous blog. But dont you think that a programmer cant do the job of an economist and vice versa. Well, in this world no one is perfect. And as we know "man is a social animal" we are also dependent on each other and we rightfully deseves to be paid for the use of our knowledge.This is how this world works and this is how it should work. Keep up the good work.

mayank said...

Thanx Ish...well actually thats the point I have highlighted throughout the blog..'How to make fool' should also be perfect title for this blog.

nishant pilania said...

good article but the money making process in INDIA is having much of variety and you tried to touch many of them in a single post. So many more aspects which could be disscused were left out. Well this blog is a nice sarcasm on many a things happening today in INDIA.
well done keep ur spirits high.

Sid........ said...

I find the article quite biased but thats my opinion.I don't think an Engineering turned management turned student should have the mora authority to give views on money making activity of people.Everything is business and this is a lesson you should learn before you write an article like that at least after being a business student.
Ish says "This is how this world works and this is how it should work".I think he is being very cynical here.I also have no idea what is so called 'sarcastic' about this article as he points out.Its quite straight forward in what its want to say if you ask me!
Well the article is again quite incomplete if you really wanna point out things.
I like your blog....keep posting!

mayank said...

@sid..Pehaps you have not taken care of the last sentence of first paragraph..Well I admit the article should cover a wide area of topics but again you cant have it so curtailed to fit in within 1000 words.I hope u understand..
Anyway thanks for the comments...Keep commenting..

Sid........ said...

Sorry about that....was too much into other things!!!!

pawan said...

Money making is not a sole responsibility of a member in a society.This is one of the biggest problem with today youth.They tend to forget the social barrier and creates a big hole in the society which is biased and menacing.Moral policing is utmost necessity in today's society and believe me if continue thinking this way we would become a corporate version of Nazi Germany which would be ruthless and fascist...